DRIVEWAY RATES Funny Garage Metal Sign

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The DRIVEWAY RATES sign is a funny metal garage sign for mechanics, hot rodders and anyone with a project car in the driveway. It's styled like a vintage shop rate board, with a vulture skull and wrench artwork, distressed speed-shop lettering and the punchline every builder knows: ETA: NO ETA.

It's designed by Vulture Kustoms, two neighbors who build rat rods and classic trucks in their driveways in Orange Park, Florida. Hang it over the toolbox, on the shop wall or in the man cave. It's a ready-made Christmas, birthday or Father's Day gift for the car guy who has every tool already.

Why it's a good gift

• Garage humor about parts, labor and the project that's never finished
• Vintage distressed look without real rust
• Matte finish with no glare under shop lights
• Pairs with the DRIVEWAY RATES coffee mug

Product details

• 10" x 8" horizontal metal art sign
• White aluminum composite: lightweight, sturdy, indoor rated
• Full-color matte print on one side
• Includes mounting block, metal plate and double-sided tape; quick assembly
• Printed to order just for you

Care

Wipe with a soft cloth. Use non-abrasive, ammonia-free cleaners. Dish soap and warm water for spot cleaning only.

FAQ

Can it hang outside?
It's designed for indoor use: garages, shops, man caves and offices.

How do you hang it?
It comes with a mounting block, metal plate and double-sided tape, so no drilling is required.

Is it real metal?
Yes. It's printed on aluminum composite, not tin or plastic.

What's a good gift for a car guy who has everything?
Garage decor with a sense of humor, like this sign, is a favorite because it's something he won't buy for himself.

Vulture Kustoms. Custom Without Conformity.

Shipping & delivery

Made to order. Most products take 2–7 business days to produce before shipping. US standard shipping typically takes another 2–5 business days; economy shipping, when available, typically takes 4–8. Timing varies by product and destination, and holiday delivery is not guaranteed. Shipping charges and available methods appear at checkout. Orders with multiple items may arrive separately. Read our shipping policy.

Pair it with

• DRIVEWAY RATES Funny Mechanic Coffee Mug

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